[Joe]

Not my guide just something I found humorus

Requirements:
-No Life
-$42.50
-Mother
-Bed Pan & Duct Tape, Toilet Chair, or Empty Bottle

If you only have a mother, this method can still be done. First you order her to get you $42.50 worth of energy drinks. (It must be exactly $42.50 worth of energy drinks, otherwise this method will not work.) If your mother refuses to do something at anytime, just scream at her until she does it. After you get the energy drinks, you need a Toilet Chair, Bed Pan & Duct Tape, or Empty Bottle. (It can be done without any of these, but not recommended.) If you get then Bed Pan then find a chair or younger sibling to duct tape it to. Once you have that ready, you can begin training. Using a guilded altar is a must. If you don't have one, mooch off of people with on that post that they have an open guilded altar. Never compliment anyone on their house, or thank them for letting you use their altar though. Whenever anyone else there says they got a level, accuse them of being a lier, say your prayer is better, or just insult them. When some one who has an open altar is getting off, insult their house and prayer level. When you get tired, start drinking your energy drinks. The more caffeine in them, the better. When you have to pee, you must use the toilet chair, bed pan, or bottle. If you don't have either, you must hold. You can't log out until you have 99 Prayer. When you get a prayer level, you must take a picture. In your prayer level pictures, you must have a different outfit on every time. If you don't change outfits after every level, you look poor. This is not what you want. When you post your level pictures, you must have a certain message. The format is this:

I just got 1-[insertyourlevelhere] in 2 minutes! That is faster then anything Turbostrider could do.

When posting your 99 prayer picture, you must edit the picture so there are too many grats messages that you cant see anything in the screen. This is so it looks like every one likes you, but in reality you have no friends because you were too busy no lifing prayer. The message you post with your 99 Prayer picture is:

I just got 1-99 in 24 hours! That is the fastest anyone has ever gotten 99 prayer. Try and top that Turbostrider!

If anyone ever accuses you of lying about how fast you got your levels, flame. FLAME HARD! Just say something to the lines of this:

u b j3luz cuz u haz w0rs3 n0 lyfing skillz!

Use this guide at your own risk. Rt 7192 is not responsible for any urinary infections, bladder explosions, cranky relatives, upset stomach, diarrehea, indigestion(Yay! Peptobismal!), or flaming from Turbostrider or any other person.

[Bazoothebear]

yeh i read that on there

[adon1]

[Pk Edub]

Hope you asked the person who wrote if if you can use it. No one likes plagiarism.

[Mise]

Yeah saw this on TSG L0L

[Empror1]

=p not like he really stole a guide or anything dubster

[Dannni Yea]

Haha.

[Hockeygurl50]

Lol yeah he clearly wrote this is not my guide.
haha thats pretty funny though. nice.

[Pk Edub]

=p not like he really stole a guide or anything dubster

I know lol was a joke ....Empster? lol

[Ricanmonkey]

wow thats true no life skillz ;p

[Lordofchao50]

This emote perfectly sums up my reaction to reading this guide.

[Marnie]

Funny!

[Game Junkie4]

pro

[h2oman710]

Lol, entertaining.

[Jesse]

I already mastered that and found better ways then this guide ever dreamed of no lifing!.

This post has been edited by Jesse: 13 June 2008 - 06:22 AM

[cneally11]

That was a good laugh... =)

[Oblivion816]

Good plan, I'll execute when I come out of poverty.

[Bazoothebear]

Hope you asked the person who wrote if if you can use it. No one likes plagiarism.

haha i only just went and looked and found out u were the oiginal writter
gf